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Top 5 Reasons To Love Mondays
1- It means you survived the weekend. 2- Hearing about your odd coworker’s wild Saturday excursion to the (insert random object) collector’s exhibition always offers a smidge of mild entertainment. 3-...
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Top 5 (Reasonably Harmless) Things That Make Me Want To Rage
1- Restaurants that do not offer wi-fi…I mean, wtf. It’s the 21st century. Join the real world people (I’m talking to you, Europe). 2- Commercials on Pandora. I get it—that’s how they pay their...
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Top 5 Reasons I Can’t Wait To Get Older
1- Gardening. I dream of the day when, like my oh-so-lovely grandmother, I know every name of every flower ever grown in every terrain…I mean, how do old people do that?! 2- Saving money on...
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Top 5 Words That Are Overused
1- Chevron 2- Ombre 3- Chambray 4- Burlap 5- Artisanal We all know what these words mean…time to move on, folks.
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Top 5 Words That Aren’t Used Enough
1- Cacophony- Today, as I waited for a train in Union Square, I was assaulted by the nonstop cacophony in the station. 2- Lascivious- While it is no doubt lascivious in nature, I can’t help but adore...
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Top 5 Reasons I Hate Being Sick
1- Shocking as it may sound, I don’t like people assuming I have a narcotics problem…and my red/raw nose does not help this case. 2- I also don’t like for people to be scared of me…and, even though I...
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Top 5 Things I Take For Granted…Until They’re Gone
1- Good health- Ya know, it’s like you don’t even notice it when it’s there…but when it’s gone, it’s all you freaking think about/want in life. 2- Wifi- Same sentiment as above. 3- Smart phones-...
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Top 5 Ways To Stay Happy
1- GSD- As in, Get Sh&* Done. End that procrastination-based masochistic relationship with yourself and be productive, you’ll feel better for it I swear. 2- Avoid toxins- This list may or may not...
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Top 5 Southern Words That Make Me Giggle
1- Ideeclare- “I declare” Ideeclare, that Janice Jenkins becomes more of a trollop each year. 2- Jeetyet?- “Have you eaten?” Jeetyet? Let’s go on down ta’ Miss Jackie’s for some catfish. 3- “Winda”-...
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Top 5 Things You Should Stop Doing
1- Placidly standing on the left side of the escalator. That is for the right side. The left side is for people with places to go!! If you get pushed down or punched one day, don’t say I didn’t warn...
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Top 5 Things Adults Don’t Do
1- Go to Panama City, Myrtle Beach, or Daytona Beach for Spring Break. Let the kids have this one, ya’ll. 2- Proudly display Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, or Aeropostale across...
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Top 5 Reasons To Travel Alone
1- Travel can bring out the the worst, and I mean the worst, in a person–particularly the more high-maintenance types. Do yourself a favor and leave the blowdryer addicts, public transit-phobes, and...
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Top 5 Things That Make Me Feel 18 Again
1- Pita Pit. As one of the few establishments that stayed open late night if my college town, I have fond memories of many a scene made/pita devoured in this little spot. 2- 50 Cent. Just one, “lil...
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Top 5 Reasons I’m Happy I’m Not 18 Again
1- No matter what happens, I will die knowing I didn’t screw up my education. Seriously, from birth this was my greatest fear! 2- I could not care less if anyone on the planet likes my outfit. I love...
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Top 5 Reasons I Watch Game of Thrones
1- I can’t stop hoping that Khal Drogo (and his shirtless bod) will come back to life. 2- I’m still trying to decide if I want to BE Daenerys or if I want to date her. 3- I keep hoping Tyrion will give...
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Top 5 Things Every Girl Should Keep In Her Car
1- Tweezers- You will never, and I mean ever, find better lighting for plucking your brows! 2- Floss/Toothbrush- Because, well, being “safe” can take on so many connotations… 3- Sassy Black Heels/Comfy...
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Top 5 Things From Which You Just Can’t Recover
1- Forgetting to wash the conditioner out of your hair. If you’re on a time crunch, put it in a bun and swear up and down you’re rocking the “Black Swan” look. 2- Talking smack about someone standing...
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Top 5 Reasons I Watch Bravo
1- It’s my one chance to feel like the snarky, sassy, and mouthy gay male I know I was supposed to be in real life. 2- I keep waiting for Rachel Zoe to dump her husband…okay, okay I know that’s mean....
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Top 5 Things That Feel Oddly Indulgent
1- Napping in the afternoon on a beautiful, made-up bed…with lots of fancy pillows. It just makes me feel like a fatigued starlet in the 1940s…anyone else? 2- Taking a black car service to the airport....
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Top 5 Ways New York Tells You It Loves You
1- The subway arrives *just* as you reach the platform. And a stranger gives you their seat. 2- It’s Halloween night and you are actually able to hail a taxi home without any difficulty. 3- You live on...
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