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Top 5 Ideas That I Don’t Buy
1- The “we’re on a break” cop out. There’s a reason why “a break” sounds a lot like “breaking up”…because they’re the same damn thing. 2- The “he/she has commitment issues” excuse. In most cases, the...
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Top 5 Styles I No Longer Sport
1- Flip flops. Unless I’m at the beach, it’s highly unlikely you will catch me with these on my feet. My grandmother once told me they were “sloppy and noisy” and only excusable on teenagers…years...
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Top 5 Things You Should Just Forget About
1- Getting a decent parking spot on any college campus. In related news, don’t even try to park illegally…fifty bucks says there is a parking services agent hiding in the bushes. 2- Wearing your hair...
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Top 5 Ways I Keep It Real
1- Handwritten notes. While it may be prehistoric, my love of stationary requires that I keep up this tradition. Don’t worry though, I still send the obligatory “Happy Birthday” post online. 2- Cowboy...
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Top 5 Reasons I Didn’t Blog
1- I went to Vegas and was too busy searching high and low for Prince Harry. 2- I visited my grandma in rural South Carolina. She has a dial-up internet connection…’nuff said. 3- I had a gig in San...
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Top 5 Things I Learned in Vegas
1- You can bedazzle anything…and I mean anything. 2- Head-to-toe lycra is alive and well…time to fish out the clubwear from 2004!! 3- Gambling is stupid. I lost $60 in 15 minutes and will never do it...
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Top 5 Signs You’re Job Searching
1- You have an exceptionally clean Facebook profile. 2- The word Taleo brings chills to your spine. 3- You have two outfits: interview professional and slob. 4- You have a complex about your résumé…is...
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Top 5 Signs You’ve Started A New Job
1- You iron/steam your clothes every day. 2- You arrive at least ten minutes early in the morning. 3- You scoff at all of those job search emails you keep receiving. 4- You have never been more excited...
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Top 5 Rules of Working Life
1- Always be polite and graceful in the elevator. You never know who is coming up to your floor. 2- Don’t forget the therapeutic power of a lunch break. Stopping this time-honored tradition is a...
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Extra Extra!!
The Times They Are a-Changin! It looks like my little beloved index is gonna change to a once-a-week speciality. Gonna try out this whole moderation thing. Never really been my strong point, but we...
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Top 5 Commuters Who Should Just Disappear
1- The a-hole who sits spread eagle with his (already large) frame. Usually seen taking up 3/4 of the only available bench. Go you-know-what yourself dude. 2- The panicky rico suave who freaks if...
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Top 5 Signs You’re Too Old For This Sh*&
1- One night out means at least two full days of recovery…which means you spend the rest of your weekend with Seamless and Netflix. So not a cute look, girlfriend. 2- You leave bars because they’re too...
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Top 5 Things You Don’t Want To See On A Saturday Afternoon
1) Stacked heels. While I love my Louboutins more than anyone, this just comes off a little garish. Save it for the evening, girlfriend. 2) A line at your favorite bagel place. Ughhhhh, don’t they...
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Top 5 Reasons I Moved To Tennessee (still got mad love NYC!)
1- I visited and fell in love with the city. I promise cute musicians weren’t the ENTIRE reason… 2- Turns out, having your own washer and dryer isn’t just for fairy tales. 3- Slowly but surely working...
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Top 5 Indicators That We Might Get Along
1- You use your jacket to cover your bag when it rains…and stare in horror at people who use theirs for overhead coverage. 2- You know the difference between Jonathan Jackson and Joshua Jackson. 3- You...
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Top 5 Slippery Slopes of Life
1- Dating your ex. True, this one is kind of obvious…but all too commonplace, nonetheless!! There was a reason it didn’t work. Recycle your paper goods not your bad decisions. 2. Buying yoga pants....
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Top 5 Things I Find Wildly Unattractive
1- Chatty men- When I go on and on about my friends’ personal lives, I better see a hint of mild disinterest on your face. 2- Sneakers with jeans- It just can’t help but look a little…dorky. Nothing a...
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Top 5 Reasons I Like 2014
1- I always do better in even-numbered years. While 21 was fun in ’07, I am quite certain it wasn’t my most productive year yet (unless you take into account my ability to keep a 3.0 whilst spending...
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Top 5 Things That Secretly Annoy Me…Until Now
1- Complaints about the amount of advertising in fashion magazines. Um hello, that’s the best part!! It’s the quickest/easiest way to pinpoint new aesthetics for the season and, quite honestly, is just...
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Top 5 Things I’ve Inherited From My Mother
1- Little to no self-control when presented with beautiful things….and the ability to pinpoint the tiniest differences between what I want and already own. So what if I already have 3 pointy-toed black...
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